Last Word 160

YAY ME!!!

First and last again.


Well my first pitch would be the luxury angle:

TIRED OF THE SAME OLD WATER LOGGED EXISTENCE?

We've got the upgrade you didn't know you needed.
Our brand-new product, 'Vapor,' is a high-performance, ultra-premium breathing experience.
It's the same old oxygen, but without the baggage,
NO WATER, NO SALT, JUST PURE, UNADULTERATED REFRESHMENT.

Just imagine a breath so pure, it'll make you the envy of every other fish in the sea.

Limited availability. Don't miss out. get your's today before supply runs out.

Great job, welcome to the Loser's Circle.

Hey Fish -- there's a new world out there -- try some of our Freshly Formulated Fantastic Fizzled Air. Three sizes available: Whale, Catfish, Minnow. Breathe now and relax later.

FINISH USING FINS...COME ON ASHORE..AND HAVE A BREATH OF FRESH AIR


CHEERS, ED...Again

I finally had a good night's sleep, so I wasn't around when you became last

Well done Ed!


Air! try it now! thank me later.

Thank all... it's great to last and I'm in good company.

Speaking of good company


The wellness pitch:

Are you feeling sluggish?
Are your gills feeling a little tired and worn out?
It might be time for a detox.

Our 'Aqua Air' air purification system is the perfect solution.
It will cleanse your gills of pollutants and give you a fresh start.
You'll feel lighter, more energized, and ready to take on whatever the ocean throws at you.
Don't just breathe; breathe easier, breathe better... breathe Aqua Air.

Congrats Ed!
If you had to sell air to fish, what would your sales pitch be?
Deep down, what do you want? You love to celebrate. You want to cherish the moment, the good times, we hear it all the time, but in order to do it right, you have to have......
yes that's right, tiny bubbles. Any time, day or night, our endless supply of air creates the best bubbles in the world. A cure all for everything that ails you! So celebrate life, and sign up today!

Ed!! About time you joined us, L A and me. We are the biggest losers....I mean Lasters. We need a few more to join us.

If you had to sell air to fish, what would your sales pitch be?

Be the first fish in your coral reef to jump on this new craze. It will make you the coolest fish in the sea!

congrats Ed. You're a made man now! lol




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(Just pay separate shipping and handling).

Wow, Ed, way to go!

yay Ed

I don't think I can sell air to fish, would be killing them and I like fish

Don't fish already breathe air? they just get it from the water right?

I had a potential customer who was very "catty" say... what rock did I swim out from under... we already have air.

If you had to sell air to fish, what would your sales pitch be?

Hmmm . . . .

The job offer was 'sell air to a fish' -- I lasted one day and was fired. sigh...............

Methinks it would be much harder to sell air to a lungfish, a mudskipper, or some species of catfish for example

While walking along the coastal,

"Air, Get Your Air Here, 2 bits for 5 minutes, special price for mermaids, mermen, and lungfish. Air for sale."

Maybe offering oxygen works since air doesn’t really work

If you too get much oxygen too often, one can become dependent of it..

In other words, from a dealer’s point of view, you are on to something Nina! lol

air is cheaper than oxygen

You can't breath pure oxygen, you need air.

If you had to sell air to fish, what would your sales pitch be?

Yes, I know you don’t see it, but trust me, the lady fish are gonna think your a millionaire

"Methinks it would be much harder to sell air to a lungfish, a mudskipper, or some species of catfish for example" - Rudy

Quote the lungfish... "Been there, Doing that"

I'm a little fish in a big pond -- who wants to see me some useless air?

A Flying Fish needs lots of air to live up to its name.

The performance-driven pitch:

Attention, top predators!
Want to boost your hunting speed?
Want to leap higher than ever before?
You can't rely on inefficient water-based breathing to get ahead.
With 'AeroFlow,' you'll get a concentrated burst of pure oxygen for explosive speed and unparalleled agility.
Just a single dose will give you the edge you need to outpace the competition.
Invest in your performance, invest in your future.

That sounds great, Ed! How much does it cost? I'm on a limited budget.

Talking underwater:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7GL_38swbQ&t=172s

John, there might be a market for fish hearing aids too

Are you squid-ding me, hearing aids for fish.

Nina, you may be right, surprisingly according to Google fish can be deaf, particularly those that are blind or farmed, and the causes include natural evolutionary loss and man-made deformities in their inner ears, you learn something new every day.

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish..................................

If you had to sell air to fish, what would your sales pitch be?
Free portrait with every order!

Let minnow when we’re going fishing.

And let minnow if I'm last.

Dream to walk on land, try the Water Helmet, breathable, for one day, in change for an Underwater Treasure Map.

Maria would that be scaba?

Self-Contained Above-water Breathing Apparatus

RE:.... "Breathing apparatus"

well John, the pleasures of being alive and well, something new every day, even if it is fishy!

I see that no matter what, you, Roger, are always smiling.

Which makes me smile, too.

How is your arm?

Can't believe we are still going after the battering the fish took yesterday.

a fish leaps to see
bright sights of another world
gravity wins - SPLASH

Morning Ed and everyone else, time for a Splash Dance.

good morning John... et all

“Splish Splash” - 1958

Splish-splash, I was taking a bath
Long about a Saturday night, yeah
Rub dub, just relaxin' in the tub
Thinkin' everything was alright
Well, I stepped out the tub, put my feet on the floor
I wrapped the towel 'round me, and I opened the door
And then a splish-splash, I jumped back in the bath
Well, how was I to know there was a party going on?...


Bobby Darin's ditty is about a guy who walks out of a bath and into a party in the adjoining room.
It was banned for an excellent reason: There was no mention of him putting his clothes back on.
In fact, it mentions that he just places his towel around him. Shocking!

Back in the day I loved Daryl Hannah in the movie Splash opposite a young Tom Hanks, my favourite mermaid.

my first mermaid movie back in the day (1948) , was Tarzan and the Mermaids... lol

I think the ticket price was either .15 or .25 cents - $ US.

Holy Mackerel!

Duplicate

Another classic scene was the Monty Python Fish Dancing scene.

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DT8XeDvKqI4E&ved=2ahUKEwikoo_CyaiQAxV_bEEAHQCOMFAQwqsBegQIFRAG&usg=AOvVaw30JNCPcxVinzqIkvNji70n

PYTHONS LOL...

If you find a bad fish pun on here that would be a real fluke

Maybe we need to scale back our fish puns, perhaps Abbie will FINish it soon.

I love caviar we have a real roe-mance.

From Wish You Were Here, Pink Floyd, 1975: We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year

How I wish, how I wish you were here
We're just two lost souls swimming in a fishbowl, year after year
Running over the same old ground, what have we found?
The same old fears, wish you were here

Well I have things to do and this thread is starting to feel a little fishy. Time to scale back...

Have fun in the deep end of the pool.

after 3 days it is time to throw fish out... Oh wait, maybe that was houseguests ?